THE FLYING DUTCHWOMAN: Damage Assesments

The Flying Dutchwoman

I dare you to come join the captain and enjoy the dangerous adventures the journey on the high seas. Plenty of rum to quench your thirst, songs of the seas, stories or mermaids, krakens and the water nymphs. Not to mention the high seas with bad storms & waves crashing on you. Making you sick to the stomach. Not for the squirmish or those with no sense of humour, so it is advisable that you stay right where you are coz you may won't be able swallow the contents. Some of it will make you jump off the ship or try to hang yourself on the sail. I'll throw you a buoy or a life saver and you can paddle your way away from my flying dutchwoman ship using your own hands. Or perhaps just sit on the deck and enjoy the sun. Don't forget your bucket & mop to clean up the pukes. Nothing is free in this world.