Suck & Blow

Seriously mate!!! Wld you really resort to this when ciggarettes becomes too expensive?

Bra Relion?

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy 's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, 'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.'
'What type of bra?' asked the clerk.
'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?'
'Look around,' said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.

'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from.'
Relieved, the man asked about the types.

The saleslady replied:
'There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types.

Which one would you prefer?'

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The Saleslady responded, 'It is all really quite simple...

The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

(A) Almost Boobs.


(B) Barely there.


(C) Can't Complain!


(D) Dang!


(DD) Double dang!


(E) Enormous!


(F) Fake.


(G) Get a Reduction.


(H) Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !



They forgot the German bra......called HOLTZEMFROMFLOPPEN!

The Safest Currency in world Today

As the USA Dollar is getting worthless,other then the U$..... the Canadian Dollar is getting stronger..Why ?

America and Europe should consider changing their currencies too.

Due to the global war on terrorism, many terrorist organizations have had their finances frozen. Consequently, they have resorted to counterfeiting.

The Canadians have decided to redesign their currency to prevent the radical Muslims from even touching it! It is also hoped that this will have a positive effect on tourism :










Muslim terrorists have to kill themselves if they see a naked woman.
Those Canadians always find the solution! Must be the pure water up there in the North!!!

NO PUN INTENDED AND THIS IS NOT A RACIAL OR RELIGION CONTRADICTION!! IT'S PURE HUMOUR!!! WE NEED TO EASE UP A LITTLE AND RELAX!!!

I know some certain someone would be drooling on this....

Finally, An Answer to the Kilt Question!

If you wait long enough, all questions finally get answered



Ooops....now lets check which side is the wind blowing from?



Martin Monroe aka Marylin Monroe



The guy seated next to the Queen is priceless!



Take a break, breather...hang loose boys!!!



Grampa!!!! You telling me it will stay that small for the rest of my life???