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I've been sailing lots of island disembark, to do bunkering ans replenish food supplies. And it's truly amazes me to see all the new sign boards with such I have never thought off. It is either they her popularity by naming their product or place with only adults can say it. Whar went through their minds??

Suck & Blow

Seriously mate!!! Wld you really resort to this when ciggarettes becomes too expensive?

Insensitive

None is spared.....

Bra Relion?

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy 's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, 'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.'
'What type of bra?' asked the clerk.
'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?'
'Look around,' said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.

'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from.'
Relieved, the man asked about the types.

The saleslady replied:
'There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types.

Which one would you prefer?'

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The Saleslady responded, 'It is all really quite simple...

The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

(A) Almost Boobs.


(B) Barely there.


(C) Can't Complain!


(D) Dang!


(DD) Double dang!


(E) Enormous!


(F) Fake.


(G) Get a Reduction.


(H) Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !



They forgot the German bra......called HOLTZEMFROMFLOPPEN!

The Safest Currency in world Today

As the USA Dollar is getting worthless,other then the U$..... the Canadian Dollar is getting stronger..Why ?

America and Europe should consider changing their currencies too.

Due to the global war on terrorism, many terrorist organizations have had their finances frozen. Consequently, they have resorted to counterfeiting.

The Canadians have decided to redesign their currency to prevent the radical Muslims from even touching it! It is also hoped that this will have a positive effect on tourism :










Muslim terrorists have to kill themselves if they see a naked woman.
Those Canadians always find the solution! Must be the pure water up there in the North!!!

NO PUN INTENDED AND THIS IS NOT A RACIAL OR RELIGION CONTRADICTION!! IT'S PURE HUMOUR!!! WE NEED TO EASE UP A LITTLE AND RELAX!!!

I know some certain someone would be drooling on this....

Perfect Brew or Perfect Cup

I find this very interesting and true. It's not just careers...it applies to your daily lives as in choosing friends. It's not of their status, looks or habits but the beautiful inner self just like a brewed coffee. God do not create a perfect soul in a perfect body just like the cups.

A group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old university professor. Conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life. Offering his guests coffee, the professor went to the kitchen and returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups - porcelain, plastic, glass, crystal, some plain looking, some expensive, some exquisite. He told the group to help themselves to the coffee.
When all the students had a cup of coffee in hand, the professor said: "If you noticed, all the nice looking expensive cups were taken up, leaving behind the plain and cheap ones. While it is normal for you to want only the best for yourselves, that is the source of your problems and stress. Be assured that the cup itself adds no quality to the coffee. In most cases it is just more expensive and in some cases even hides what we drink. What all of you really wanted was coffee, not the cup, but you consciously went for the best cups and then you began eyeing each other's cups.

Now consider this: "life" is the coffee; the jobs, money and position in society are the cups. They are just tools to hold and contain "life", and the type of cup we have does not define, nor change the quality of the "life" we live. Sometimes, by concentrating only on the cup, we fail to enjoy the coffee God has provided us. God brews the coffee, not the cups.

Enjoy your coffee!

The happiest people don't have the best of everything; they just make the best of everything. You are the miracle, your life either shines a light - or casts a shadow. God Bless.

Finally, An Answer to the Kilt Question!

If you wait long enough, all questions finally get answered



Ooops....now lets check which side is the wind blowing from?



Martin Monroe aka Marylin Monroe



The guy seated next to the Queen is priceless!



Take a break, breather...hang loose boys!!!



Grampa!!!! You telling me it will stay that small for the rest of my life???

Bed Time Story For Girls

This is the fairy tale that should have been read to us girls when we were little:

Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues. On the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the princess' lap, and said: ' Elegant Lady,I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am.

And then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so. '

That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sauteed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself:

I don't f*in think so.

We Belong ~ Pat Benatar

White

All living things have auras, from the tiniest amoebas to the largest elephants. Auras are an electromagnetic, bio-energy field that surrounds and animates your physical body. Another way to think of your aura is as your life force or spiritual field. And the greater and stronger your life force or energy is, the brighter your aura will be. The vibrancy of your aura reflects all that's crucial to who you are — your physical health, emotional well-being, personality, and mental activity.The aura is a three-dimensional, egg-shaped energy field made up of seven overlapping layers. Each layer has a different vibration or frequency, which creates different colors and patterns in the aura. While simplified explanations of auras discuss them as having one solid and steady color, auras actually have multiple colors that change all the time.When you are stressed, traumatized by accidents or abuse, or scared, your aura can become thinned, with dark spots or holes, which can cause emotional or physical distress or illness. Healing and strengthening your aura can revitalize your mind, body, and spirit. A healthy aura extends further out from your body, indicating that you have powerful and plentiful energy.Chakras are conductors for energy to move through the aura, as well as the vehicle through which the aura communicates with the physical body. The health and functioning of your chakras directly impacts your aura.

Contrary to popular myth, auras are actually multi-colored energy fields that can be divided into seven primary layers. Having White as your brightest color means that the seventh, or Divine, layer of your aura is the most vibrant. The Divine is the outermost layer of the aura, and its vibrancy indicates that you have an exceptional love of life, which stems directly from your deep connection to the universe. You're an open channel for the cosmos, and this infuses your aura with a divine energy.

Your aura impacts all aspects of your life. For instance, having a bright Divine layer means that likely you have a clear spiritual purpose. Thus, your ideal job would likely involve something that allows you to fulfill this purpose and remain connected to the greater forces in life. You would not likely be satisfied working a job that compromised your integrity or kept you from doing what you feel you're in this life to do.

In your love life, you likely seek a soul mate — someone who also is equally connected to divine forces and who is able to connect with you on a profound spiritual level. You're likely open to receiving the energy of your partner, and when aptly paired your romantic partnership can provide you with a physical manifestation of divine energy.

The brightness of your Divine layer has a deep impact on your overall well being, in that you receive much energy from the universe and this allows you to experience a deep love and fulfillment in life. You feel nourished by your connection to that which is greater than you, and this is a boundless source of energy that will never fail you.

The Seven Layers Of Your Aura

Aura Layer................ Aura Color,

Etheric ******************Red

Emotional ************* Orange

Mental ******************Yellow

Intuitional **************Green

Atmic ********************Blue

Monadic *****************Violet

Divine********************White

Each layer of your aura radiates a different color. The brighter the light emanating from each layer, the healthier your aura, the better you'll feel in mind, body, and spirit. Following is your personalized Aura Reading, explaining how healthy each layer of your aura is. We'll look at each layer of your aura in sequence, from the first or innermost layer, to the seventh or outermost layer.

The First, or Etheric Layer, is Red

The Etheric layer of your aura is medium bright. A soft glow emanates from this first core layer of your aura, which is associated with the physical body. This indicates that you likely have an average occurrence of physical ailments, though you may not always feel as strong and healthy as you'd like. A bright Etheric layer indicates a positive connection to your body, which in turn provides the optimal vehicle for your spirit to express itself and for you to gain knowledge and insight.

The Second, or Emotional Layer, is Orange

The Emotional layer of your aura is medium bright. This second layer of your aura surrounds your physical body most closely. The soft glow coming from this layer allows you to sometimes use your feelings as your mental, physical, and spiritual guides, though perhaps not as often as you'd like. You may sometimes feel the need to numb your feelings with substances, and you may find yourself occasionally struggling to identify and express your genuine feelings.

The Third, or Mental Layer, is Yellow

The Mental layer of your aura is medium bright. This is the third layer out from the core of your aura, and its soft glow allows you to occasionally engage in logical concrete thinking, though other times you may find this type of thinking more challenging. While you are sometimes open-minded, you can also find yourself having a negative attitude, which makes it harder to take risks and try new things.

The Fourth, or Intuitional Layer, is Green

The Intuitional layer of your aura is medium bright. The light emanating from this forth layer of your aura allows you to occasionally engage in abstract thinking, though it isn't your strongest asset. It may sometimes be difficult to trust your decisions, though your gut instinct is often right. Intuition, when put to proper use, can help you stay clear of dangerous and unhealthy situations. Try the following Take Action, which can help brighten your Intuitional layer.

The Fifth, or Atmic Layer, is Blue

The Atmic layer of your aura is medium bright. This allows you to be strong-willed at times, though at others you may waver more than you'd like. When at your best, you're very charismatic which often draws others to you. You're somewhat persistent in your pursuits, and because of this you feel like your life is mostly headed in the right direction.

The Sixth, or Monadic Layer, is Violet

The Monadic layer of your aura is medium bright. The soft glow coming from this sixth layer of your aura can provide you with a sense of peace and purity that radiates from your aura. You see your purpose clearly, and that has allowed you to make good choices in life. As long as you're clear in your life's purpose and you're on the path to fulfilling it, you'll enjoy a serenity that nourishes your mind, body, and soul.

Based on my responses, the brightest color in my aura is........shld I laugh? Hmmm....I guess it is appropriate as I like the number 7 and it happens that the strongest aura I have seems to be the outer layer. Just like my shields that I had set or build upon myself years ago.....cld it be 7 years ago? Who knows?

The Seventh, or Divine Layer, is White

The Divine layer of your aura is medium bright. The soft glow coming from this outermost layer of your aura gives you a love for life when you feel connected to the universe. At times you're an open channel from the cosmos, and when this occurs it infuses your aura with a divine energy. At other times you have difficulty feeling connected to that which is greater than you.

Starters

Sometimes it seems that life makes little or no sense as we wander blind searching for a ray of light to lead us to the truth or to a God who isn't there, to some that is. But if we will stand still and listen with our heart we will hear a rustling in the leaves, feel the brush of angel's wings, and sense the presence of a loving ...... being playing hide-and-seek, waiting patiently wanting us to find that being.